Thursday, September 11, 2008

In my dreams

The other night I had a nightmare that I was being attacked. As the bad guy maniacally approached me, I told him in no uncertain terms that he should rethink what he was about to do because I am a sexual assault advocate and I know how to get his derriere busted. Seriously, I'm in with the cops, I know the protocol, I will have his DNA booked into evidence and processing at the crime lab before he could say Jack Robinson.

I woke up panicked at first (anyone who has experienced a somnolent assault knows it is terrifying), but then I got to thinking about how funny my sleep-brain is for giving my assailant a lecture.

And then I got to thinking I may need a vacation.


Liz Johnson said...

I think I have had that exact same dream. I would like to think that lecture would totally scare somebody off. Or get me killed. Whatever.

Dave said...


The Copes said...

You=funny, and that's why I just keep commin' back for more.