And now the little sucker has started crawling. Mobility is proving just as problematic as I anticipated. He just wants to eat electrical cords.
When he walks, I quit.
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Milestones
It seems that some parents rejoice when their child, especially a firstborn child, passes important milestones. Not me. This child has started practically begging me to eat solids, and I just keep trying to nurse him. It's so easy, so convenient, so inexpensive, so metabolically favorable.
And now the little sucker has started crawling. Mobility is proving just as problematic as I anticipated. He just wants to eat electrical cords.
When he walks, I quit.
And now the little sucker has started crawling. Mobility is proving just as problematic as I anticipated. He just wants to eat electrical cords.
When he walks, I quit.
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Crawling sucks, man. At least when they're walking they can carry stuff... like dishes to the sink, or cleaning products to the bathroom. Walking means they get to start earning their keep!
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