Monday, February 25, 2008
Woe is me: three tragedies
1) Someone decided that, while the above hairstyle is cute for toddlers, it is not cute for twenty-somethings. Evidently, adult females should enjoy the feeling of having hair in their faces, but I hate it. I much prefer my spout.
2) The man who authored the book that convinced me that man can live on (mostly) salad alone has a new book coming out next week, and it costs one million dollars. But I want it. So much.
3) I am still ill.